A bitch and a half

when some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.

"oh my lord, your being a bitch and a half right now"

by Jon Sanders November 21, 2004

half gaff

half gaff is a Scottish term used to describe a party that has a smaller number of people than a usual one.

Half gaff is defined in the Scottish slang folklore as a party with not enough people to call it a full party. For example a 'party' with under 20 people would be defined as a 'half gaff'.
'Thought it was going to be a full on party last night man?'
'Nah not enough people had to be a half gaff bro.'

by djkt June 02, 2017

half on a baby

To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally

Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.

by Almightty_L January 12, 2018

Bitch and a half

When something is so bad, that the word bitch cannot describe it. The bitchiness is overflowing.

Man 1 - Did you see the work my boss gave me today?
Man 2 - I know, that's going to be a bitch and a half

by Zack!!! June 12, 2008

half ball

Also known as HB, refers to half an 8 ball ie. 3.5g/2, which is the same as saying 1/16th of an ounce or 1.75g of (usually) powdered drugs such as Cocaine, Meth, Ket.

'We planned on just necking a gram, but they had a half ball, so we got that instead.'

by luccirosso August 09, 2018

Douche and a half

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").

person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.

by Sticknit2ya February 11, 2017

half bar

A half bar is half of a 9 bar
(yes we are talking about drugs here)

a 9 bar is 9oz of either weed or solid, so a half bar is 4.5oz

How much for a half bar mate?
The person is looking for 4 and a half oz of gear

by TFnk June 14, 2007