Alfie

The coolest guy around

Look at Alfie

by hctibasonremac April 17, 2023

Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it

Alfie have you put it in yet?

by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023

alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018

Alfie George milnes

A very sexy character, loves to have sex 24/7, is very choosy on who he likes in his bed but just call him fat and he'll lift the quilt up straight away. Be careful of Alfie George milnes, he's a wild one

Ooh Alfie George milnes, you're fat, let me in your bed!

by The big d is what I want July 23, 2017

alfie burdett

big dick fit and has buff abs

Alfie BURDETT IS GOD

by alfie burxett August 10, 2017

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

alfie darroch

alfie darroch is a eccie muncher from stevenston

“person 1: i heard alfie darroch is a eccie munchier and is a bad winch”

by smellyermawyabam😘 November 8, 2022