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Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.
Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"
by Lukey =) October 18, 2008
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Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012
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alphabetophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with letters/words/sentences.
Austen commited alphabetophilia! What a sicko!
by Enurysm September 2, 2020
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Alphabet boy

A man who thinks he’s really smart, and is often found mansplaining, when in reality he’s just average
This alphabet boy keeps trying to teach me how to play football.
by Not_a_nerd_ April 30, 2021
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Alphagetti

The finest and purest soup served at Michelin Stared restaurants to true gentlemen and the 1%.
Elon Musk to Mark Zuckerberg "Oh my fucking god are you eating ALPHAGETTI."

Poor Kid to Rich Kid "I wish I could try some Alphagetti."
by Serial Number 38592 October 22, 2018
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The Alphabet of Manliness

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.
by Ben Katz November 6, 2008
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Alpharetta

the worst town ever. full of white kids who try hard to 'party', be hipster, fit in. everyone cares about popularity. if you've got common sense and you know who you are, then your immediately not cool and fun. most kids steal jokes from tumblr of LAST YEAR, and try to type with the noob talk. no matter what anyone says how they dont care, they DO care, i mean come on, its the cliquey and fake alpharetta. all the kids think they're so cool driving their lexus or bmw, when kids in the north got it much better. the towns landscape is farmland with a ton of strip malls. most adults are snooty soccer moms or cheer moms or w/e who are gossipy like those housewives of atlanta. alpharettas got a good variety of ethnic groups and lots of crappy democrats. to live in alpharetta, you must shop at hollister, flat iron your hair until you can see split ends, be insecure, and impress the people who dont even friggin matter. if you go to JCHS, AHS, RHS, or the 2 CHS's, i feel for ya. each kid is trying to become hipster by the second, the hipster style is really running out with these alpharetta creeps.

to be cool/"chill"(like the alpharetta kids say tr0l0l0l) if your a guy, you gotta have that fugly bieber hair, hollister and a soccer mom to cheer you on at your football games, which you'll probably lose because alpharetta kids are so preppy and wimpy its not even funny.
"so where you livin now??"
"alpharetta."
"oh my god! your living there still? hahahahahaha in yo face bitch."
"yeah im sleeping on the couch because daddy got fired at at&t and im not star quarterback anymoarr :("

shit just got reallllllll........../awk bomb/
by finding nemoo July 1, 2011
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