One Direction

A group of 5 British chino wearing wankers who consistently release awful music, therefore pissing the entire male generation off but some how attracting the attention of thousands of wet girls, who are known as "directioners" you will see these girls parading the streets in nothing but mini skirts and low cut t-shirts all year round, if you ever see somebody who matches this criteria, ask them if they like one direction, you will be surprised!

Slag : "OMG all the one direction boys are sooo reem"

random passer by : "do you really think so?"

Slag : "Yeah course!! im a directioner"

Random passer by : *hits slag in face with spade*

by TopLad January 10, 2012

birectional

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.

"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"

by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007

directional drill

(n.) A penis that is curved.

My boyfriend had to screw me from a 45 degree angle because of his directional drill.

by freehugs16 December 24, 2010

Affectionate Buddies

to have an ongoing emotional and sexual relationship with another without being in a full on relationship together. the parties have been previously in a relationship with one another. the emotional attachment in this relationship is great, meaningful, and may even be love, but may not be announced publicly. the parties think about each other a great deal, and may communicate quite often. this is all in hopes getting back together in future.

feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.

jane and john are dating, they break up, months after they realize they miss each other, they begin to become Affectionate Buddies in hopes to rekindle their previous relationship with one another although their love is already apparent.

by eviledwin November 17, 2011

Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014

Affection frustration

When you have a lot of affection towards one person or people and you're not able to properly express your affection towards them.

My girlfriend doesn't like me showing affection to her public...
I'm feeling affection frustration!

by AvatarMew October 24, 2017

Affection Deficit Disorder

The condition resulting from the lack of affection.

When a relationship goes into "auto pilot" mode and the affection goes by the wayside you can begin to suffer from a condition called "Affection Deficit Disorder".

by atropigal August 9, 2012