Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.

"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."

by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022

Hayley

A bitch

Hayley is a bitch

by Hayleyhater March 3, 2025

Hayley

Hayley is an immensely strong girl, having a 40 pack that would make Eren Yeager jealous. She thinks that everything you say is flirting, and is adamant that she does NOT have a piss kink. Other than that she is kinda cool and rocks a bucket hat like no other.

Abe: Hey did you see Hayley's hat?
Person: Yeah it was a bucket hat, she looks cool in it.

by Beryka October 10, 2021

Hayley

Hayleys are very nice and you should be their friend. People ship her with girls tho.. (Be aware girls)

Person 1: Is that a Hayley
Person 2: OMG yes I ship her with me!!

by Dontcomeformepls February 16, 2022

Hayley Leblanc

hayley leblanc is a ten year old girl who deserves the whole wide world, she is sweet, sassy, funny and cares about everyone. who hates her is crazy.

hayley leblanc is a smol bean and must be protected.

by hayleyfam January 10, 2019

Hayley Jenkins

an evil mastermind

your my hayley jenkins

by flarised August 16, 2024

hayley

the most beautiful girl in the world and will believe anything you tell her. laughs at almost anything and is very stubborn.

that hayley girl is ssssoooo pretty i wanna date herrr

by fishybros November 21, 2021