A man ejaculates on a woman's chest. The cum ferments in the crevasse between the woman's breasts through a process similar to the fermentation of cheese. During the fermentation, the woman nibbles on the man's penis, the way a hamster nibbles on a carrot. Once the semen has successfully fermented, the "cheese" is used to make a creamy cheese dip. The couple then enjoys a romantic evening eating veggies dipped in their home-made sex cheese.
Wow Steve your warm cum really warms my chest as I sharpen my teeth on your wiener tip. This cheesy hamster sure is great! Soon enough we'll be relaxing and enjoying the reward from our hard (yet sexy) work.
by El Doble January 28, 2009
Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.
Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."
by Air Peezy July 28, 2011
A sexual position that involves A man, woman and a hamster. As a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his penis, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. He then tells her "I have a surprise for you". The man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm's reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman's anus or vagina. The woman should feel pleasured as she believes it's another man's penis while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it's fur and movement.
"Laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. She said it felt like a vibrating penis."
by sporky76 March 03, 2008
When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".
by Mastur&Cummander March 15, 2008
by Summa916 March 22, 2011
by brendan February 08, 2005
by minari-naga March 25, 2005