A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
by Deb1955 October 28, 2005
Get the flat assmug. some one who is a part of the "ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTIY"
in other words, very small breasts.
boobless.
in other words, very small breasts.
boobless.
by Josh O August 18, 2004
Get the flat chestedmug. Slang for an American Indian. Derives from Native Americans who rode horses bareback and would wear loin clothes, essentially flattening their testicles.
by Tom Lnuski March 22, 2008
Get the Flat Nuttermug. noun
The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.
The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.
by ParodyMan November 15, 2018
Get the Flat Earthmug. Syndicated New Zealand comic strip drawn by Murray Ball during the 1970s and 1980s. Set on a rural New Zealand farm run by Wallace Footrot, or "Wal" for short, his family, and his dog (who is really the main character of the strip).
The material of the strip often hinges on agricultural oddities of New Zealand, and is less philosophically or intellectually inclined than Bogor, another popular New Zealand strip.
Though much of the humour is semi-dependent on an acquaintance with New Zealand farming culture, it is otherwise highly readable.
One of the strip's gimmicks is that the actual name of the dog, which he evidently despises, is never revealed (it's more interesting than it sounds). Even when the real dog on which he was based was laid to rest in 2001, Ball refused to divulge his real name.
The material of the strip often hinges on agricultural oddities of New Zealand, and is less philosophically or intellectually inclined than Bogor, another popular New Zealand strip.
Though much of the humour is semi-dependent on an acquaintance with New Zealand farming culture, it is otherwise highly readable.
One of the strip's gimmicks is that the actual name of the dog, which he evidently despises, is never revealed (it's more interesting than it sounds). Even when the real dog on which he was based was laid to rest in 2001, Ball refused to divulge his real name.
"You can tell the difference between summer rain and winter rain by the way the stock behaves. Especially Wal."
by MadTom September 23, 2004
Get the Footrot Flatsmug. by eric collins May 13, 2005
Get the flat ericmug. Racial slur aimed at asians and pacific islanders. Most often used by the small minded and insecure to make them feel superior to someone. Frequently used with or in place of chinc or slant eyes as an adjective to a more universally used slur like bastard or fucker.
by so what November 13, 2005
Get the flat facemug.