dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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Destroyer privilege

Privilege that only applies to destroyers, commonly used to circumvent any kind of critisism or negativity.
"Wow, he got hit by a mechanic... Oh, sorry, I didn't realize your destroyer privilege."
"Destroyer privilege."
by Catowl October 14, 2017
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Cock destroyer

When a person sends a man to hospital after riding him red raw
Grace rode him so hard his dad had to take him to a&e, she’s a cock destroyer
by Jacob maxwell jr January 16, 2025
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Wee wee destroyer

when a woman's vagina has teeth and has at least mangled 20+ or more male penis's. Becoming the modern Thot medusa of the new modern era.
For example
"My friend james charles fell into the legs of "wee wee destroyer" , he ended up sadly being gay afterwards to cope with his loss of said penis"
by NOHEAT AGENT 21 December 08, 2019
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poop destroyer

Evil takes form During the deepest trails of hell. Eventually one seeks redemption and looks For revenge. After Redemption is met The victims Endless Death is upon oneself. watch out.
;)

1222: i farted
1997373: prob just the poop destroyer

1222: oh, eat my cock?
by fartness lockness July 02, 2022
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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.
I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
by TheOneMan4327 June 04, 2025
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