Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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Calvin

Stinkiest bastard on the planet
Calvin stinks of piss
by Cqlvin stinks June 26, 2020
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Calvin

A Calvin, is a Very loyal, kind, smart, loving man. He will always be there when you need him the most. Calvin’s have a very great sense of humor, they are very comforting and will be there to catch your tears when you’re feeling sad.

Calvin’s are the sweetest type of people you’ll ever meet if you meet a Calvin, please know that they’re a keeper, Calvin’s are very empathetic and will try their best to understand your situation, they will help lift you up when you need it and they’ll continue to be there to support you in whatever you do.

Calvin’s are typically are calm and collected.they’re pretty laid back and aren’t much of a threat unless you hurt his family or friends. In the event that you piss off a Calvin, that’s your fault mate

Calvin’s are also extremely handsome, when you see a Calvin you’ll know, although he might try to deny it, his smile is the cutest one in the world.

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Person 1: Do you know Calvin?
Me: Yes I’m married to one
by Calvin’s wife December 22, 2023
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Calvin

He is vengeance and CEO of Talabat
Okaaaa Calvin!!!
by _yourdaddy69420___ May 16, 2022
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Calvin

A name for a guy who’s usually a good guy but sometimes it references a guy who’s a troublemaker
by Prince_john November 21, 2021
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Calvin

The most amazing person that you will ever meet.
"I really love Calvin"
"Heyyy Calvin"
by uGlYaSsBoI6969 February 05, 2019
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Calvins

Boxer-brief style underwear; short for clothing designer Calvin Klein
Girl: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Guy: Naw girl I wear Calvins.
by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022
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