by unknown-mysme October 2, 2018

guy 1 : bro where is pranav swaminathan gobinathan balasubramium the III
guy 2 : idk man
guy 3 : dude hes in ultimate zen
guy 2 : idk man
guy 3 : dude hes in ultimate zen
by gayduringmay October 9, 2020

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
by WildWill March 10, 2024

A person who is very shy and quiet but once you get to know them they tend to warm up to you and show their true colors. Lets be honest we all need a zen in our life..
Random: Hey im friends with Zen they're are sooo cool!
Random: Really? They seem so shy..
Random: Maybe you should get to know them first im sure you'd be great friends with them!
Random: Really? They seem so shy..
Random: Maybe you should get to know them first im sure you'd be great friends with them!
by Froggylandz November 21, 2021

Controller zen is The script that runs on the device modifies your gun behaviour, for one it is a more heavily modified AIM bot and also corrects ALL the recoil of all your weapons meaning your AIM will be almost like a laser beam basically for losers who have no genuine skill in a game so they feel the need to cheat
Person 1: “yo bro i just got controller zen so we can play r6 together and not worry about those try hards”
Person 2: “Yeaaaa you’re a loser for using zen literally just get better then we wouldnt have such a issue lame ass”
Person 2: “Yeaaaa you’re a loser for using zen literally just get better then we wouldnt have such a issue lame ass”
by Quantavious Bingle September 21, 2023

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
