yankee pot roast

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

yank on my doodle

Jacking someone off.

"Bitch, yank on my doodle."

by Linglingpanda April 21, 2018

yankass

1. (noun) a person whose only hobby is to insult people and/or push their buttons.

“David over there is a huge yankass, don’t talk to him.”

by kokokek June 6, 2018

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

Yankee Slipper

A derivative of a hot-dog. It's where you make a regular grilled cheese, and then use THAT as the bun for the hot-dog.

Presumably it's something that somebody from the northern United States would eat, as the name 'Yankee Slipper' came to a rather inebriated fellow one night.

It has yet to be tested thoroughly, but as of now, we fear what power this meal might have.

Dude, I'm hungry but I don't know what to make.

Well, what three things do you KNOW you have available?

Uh... Hot-dogs, bread, and cheese.

Make a Yankee Slipper...

by MadMaude October 29, 2018

Yankee Toe-Tappin'

When your Northern friends rush through events or experiences instead of taking their time. Not slowing down to enjoy the finer side of life.

You need to stop your Yankee toe-tappin' and slow yourself down.

by Funkachop July 26, 2019