Yo mama joke 

Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.

I personally think that's pretty funny.

Yo mama joke by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005

Yo' mama wears army boots 

poor women used to rob corpses on the battle field and trade sexual favors for items of clothing back around WWI . The taunt goes back to those days. The taunt alluded to poverty and a lack of moral fortitude on the part of the family.

Poor Nigga 1: yo cheap ass jew bag, kick a nigga a dolla fo a blunt wrap homie, it mad brick up in dis piece..

Wealthy Nigga: Bitch ass hoe, "yo' mama wears army boots".. Get a motha fukkin job, bi otch.... Start pimpin like a real nigga'!!

Yo' mama wears army boots by diddy mac March 9, 2011

yo mama likes pie 

A fun and quacky phrase used in awkward, silenced situations, or just random. Say it and it is guranteed to arouse questions, resulting in yo mama like (blank) jokes.

Meaning: Your mom likes pie.

no response in an AIM convo= yo mama likes pie!

walking into a classroom.."Yo mama likes pieee!"

"well...Yo mama likes pie..so goodbyyye!"
"yo mama likes pie in the sky."

yo mama likes pie by Alex yo December 14, 2008

yo mama flakes 

A snappy comeback that you say to an ignorant loud mouth who refuses to shut up.

A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina

person 1: "Your a stupid assmunch"

person 2: "Yo mama flakes!"

yo mama flakes by heyderu October 9, 2009

yo mama in bed 

an insult to people with milfs ha ha ha

dean i had yo mama in bed last night

yo mama in bed by bob September 5, 2004

yo mama jokes 

if you sill say yo mama jokes you are gay and have no friends

yo mama so fat she looks like a planet lol that is why yo mama jokes are trash

yo mama jokes by Pizza duck😊 February 8, 2020

Yo Mama Osama 

1. A phrase used to diss Osama bin laden cuz he's a fag0r n00b who will die and be killed by otha n00bz, n00bz who are so n00bish they don't even take a shit when playing a n00b game.

1. Yo your gay ass missile missed the U.S., so, yo mama osama!

Yo Mama Osama by Benjamin Louie January 5, 2004