Yogurt Cup

To cum in your own or someone elses belly button and leave it there like a little pool.

"Yo my mom walked in on me yogurt cupping myself and now she wont talk to me!"

by Lil_Nut234 May 11, 2018

banana yogurt

Miss banana yogurt is very funny and beautiful and strong and beautiful and cute and funny and lovable and beautiful

Is that banana yogurt

Sadly yes
I hate that girl

by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020

Toga Yogurt

A cold clammy substance that leaves a smear on your body when you put on the wrong toga at a party

I knew right away I put on the wrong toga after getting out of the hot tub due to the toga yogurt.

by tetsulo February 15, 2020

strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink

i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt

by funguspancake March 15, 2020

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

by Timo July 19, 2004

yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.

Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.

by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008