Your mom

The person who brought you into this god forsaken world through a ... Ummmm.... ''process''

I can't believe that your mom would do this to you

by Mourice October 19, 2019

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

Your mom

A fat ugly creature that's entitled and complains about everything. Also a boomer who talks to them self and repeat everything they say about 69 times.

Random 1: who's your main in super smash bros
Random 2: your mom
Random 3: oooooh he got yo fat momma there
Random4: lol

by Uhhhyourmom68 February 9, 2020

Your MOM

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020

your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.

Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)

by SuDUCKtion December 28, 2015