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Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.
“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it

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by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021
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decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.
by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022
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Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
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How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.
by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023
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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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