Xander

Xander is a furry.

Jon: You know that Xander kid?
Luke: Yeah?
Jon: He's such a furry!

by jonrochford November 14, 2022

Xander

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.

"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

xander taylor

a radioactive ratty inhumane specimen who will haunt you with his cape

did u see xander taylor robbin the chippy last night looked of his head
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice

by mummyismummy July 2, 2022

Xander

Xander is amazing and fit

I saw Xander today

by Fern.xx December 6, 2020

Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him

xander loves piss

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

pulling a xander

someone is "pulling a xander" when they are being abnormally horny and/or weird

"Alanna was being horny as hell earlier, it was weird"

"You know she was just pulling a Xander"

by sighlass June 12, 2022

Xander

Racists country lovin hick from the south who praises the second amendment loves his confederate flag and his woman if your from the south you want a xander.

Girl 1: Look at that redneck whats his name Girl 2: oh its Xander

by Redneck 01 February 28, 2019