write my name on your thigh

Something 11 year old boys say on wizz, yolo, and other dating apps to try and look cool. (unsuccessfully) They think by doing it, they think they become dominant of the woman (?)

"Write my name on your thigh"
"No ur twelve go play fortnite or something"

by bro you suck weewee June 17, 2021

back waiter

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

by KMartt August 20, 2007

gay waiter

In poker, a slang term for holding a queen and a three of any suit.

I got dealt a gay waiter in that game of Texas Hold 'Em we played last night.

by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004

whiterider

black chicks who like white dicks!

I had sex with a whiterider last night.

by BoofBoof September 14, 2006

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Write-in candidate

Ensures every voter's voice is heard in an election.

I chose to vote for a write-in candidate and successfully preserved my dignity

by DialogueDavid April 10, 2020

hello waiter

waiter reffering to a cool, hip and happening person. It is used in everyday conversation, and it multi using as it can be used in a restaurant

Hello Brian
Hello waiter

by HotStuffDanby November 10, 2009