Woofer tickets

Tickets to the latest concert.

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?

by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 6, 2025

whomer

a whomer is someone who does not know the definition of a whomer.

whomer: “what even is a whomer?”

non-whomer: “you’re such a whomer for not knowing”

by non-whomer June 2, 2025

Wooker

Noun
1) A wook who is also a hooker
2) A hooker willing to handle a wook’s weenie

Two wooks tried to pick up an Asian prostitute, but she was not a wooker so they left lonely.

by Ferdinand Junior August 2, 2025

State Wooper

A state trooper who is judgmental based on the color or ethnicity of an individual pulled over.

Wooper originates from the sound of a Police car when being pulled over.

The trooper was prejudice against the man based upon African beliefs.

Wow, he is such a State Wooper.

by Pine Tree State January 30, 2010

Wong Woofer

1. A person who likes to deep throat penis
2. A person that sucks dick

That guy is such a wong woofer.

That girl is such a slut, she's a wong woofer

by Dson2252 October 22, 2010

pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 4, 2011

sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing

Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.

by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016