Woke Fishing

Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.

Guy 1: Why did you just tell Sara you donated to BLM? You hate that group.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*

by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2020

woke niggas

Niggas whose thoughts were enlightened by conspiracy theory videos via YouTube, Facebook posts, and other forms of social media.

Ashley and Quita watched a Alex Jones video, now they woke niggas.

by Kingchris32 May 19, 2018

Ultra woke

An elitist with a focus on outwardly displaying their morals associated with protecting a perceived underdog group. Very much focused on oppression and those who are (often including themselves) perceived as victims. Sees the world as a collection of groups with archetypal behavior even though that contradicts a disdain for stereotypes. Usually loud, argumentative and unfunny.

Elizabeth is so ultra woke, she sees and calls out the sexism of Bernie and his friends

by Soulglo January 15, 2020

Woke af

Knowing everything is an illusion of the mind. Mainly the more extreme version of "Woke" encapsulating higher dimensional and abstract thought. One achieves this "Woke af" philosophy after ingesting a very high dosage of DMT, Mushrooms, or any other hallucinogenic substance.

Sam: Have you seen the recent interviews of Jim Carrey, he's out of his f***ing mind!

Josh: Na, Jim Carrey is Woke af!

by LifeIsAnIllusion September 27, 2017

stay woke

Deriving from "stay awake," to stay woke is to keep informed of the shitstorm going on around you in times of turmoil and conflict, specifically on occasions when the media is being heavily filtered- such as the events in Ferguson Missouri in August 2014.

The headlines say they looted McDonald's, but they won't tell you about the tear gas the police threw at the crowds, or the fact that they needed the milk from the McDonald's to treat the effects of it. Stay woke.

by pazwell August 19, 2014

nigga woke

A state of being of higher mind, beyond the perception of mere men. Able to grasp reality on an entirely new plain of wokeness this nigga will be able to make anime panties reality.

Shenijqua: nigga what the fuck are you lookin at
nigga woke: pantsu!

by Bynash May 7, 2018

Woke Wash

In TV and cinema media, the use of modern the interpretations of social justice and racial intersectionality to justify the changes to an established media product to correct previously "insensitive, racist, or problematic" themes, characters, and/or plot devices; with the end result being that the new product is subjectively more racist and insensitive, destroys established canon of, and is inferior to the original media.

Did you see Gren in that shitty-ass Netflix adaptation?! His character was woke washed to the point of being irrelevant.

by Arisaka December 13, 2021