sex wizard

A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni

(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"

by whipsnape September 12, 2013

piss wizard

Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.

Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.

by MadBob June 25, 2007

Wizard Spices

Also known as marijuana

Yo Deepdish, them "Wizard Spices" got me straight faded son.

by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

Robot Wizard

Someone who never seems to sleep, eat, or take bathroom breaks and is always working on something often related to illustration, web design, graphic design, identity design, or anything involving staring at a computer monitor, TV, or iPhone for great lengths of time.

Sean just pulled an all nighter and amazed all of his clients - he's a Robot Wizard.

by brianpurkiss September 23, 2010

Spandex Wizard

A word used to describe your mate being a fucking bell end.

Penny you cunting spandex wizard.

by L TROY October 26, 2006

Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

by Tartan terrorist December 23, 2005

Short Stick Wizard

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009