winner

A phrase used to exaggerate excitement or happiness when something goes your way.

"It's my birthday next week. Winner!!"

by Kenworth Crowlsnd March 27, 2009

[WInner Winner Chicken Dinner]

Knottsberry farm - was a fried chicken & boysenberry jam place back in 70's with a line going around the block they included games and rides to keep the kids from being restless. If you threw 3 bean bags in the chickens mouth you'd win a chicken dinner and they'd yell Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Hence the phrase

Hey Joe what cards you hold'n ? Man I got nothin' Well than I'm hungry and I must be at knottsberry farm on my lucky day, WInner Winner Chicken Dinner in your face bro!

by Local Chick September 24, 2016

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

e-winner

One whom uses the anonymity of the internet as a medium to dogmatically broadcast his noteworthy social standing. E-Winners command respect, awe and admiration. An E-Winner will typically be a wrestler, secret agent, bodybuilder, hip hop DJ, womaniser and a skater of international reputation concurrently. Their 1337 skills are so awesome that they are able to maintain 100 kills and zero deaths on Counterstrike Source wilst simultaneously being blown by their girlfriend. When offline, E-Winners spend the majority of their waking hours masturbating furiously over dead body porn and dedicate an inordinate amount of time to frotting the plug socket or USB ports on their computer.

Todd: Your status was set to "away" on Messenger, is everything ok?
Br4d: Yeah its all totally sweet, i picked up this hot babe at the club and put the bouncer in a scorpion deathlock for 11 hours because he looked me in the eye.
Todd: You've been gone for twenty five minutes you fucking e-winner.
Br4d: Sweeet.

by Joshoid April 23, 2006

winNER

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

by penguin July 23, 2003

winnersh

"Winnersh" is a town near Reading in the U.K., but is also an alternative to the word "good" and works in any context where "good" could appear.

"You will shortly be arriving at Winnersh Station"

"Huh, it's a pretty winnersh day"

"Did you see that old guy fall off his bike?"
"Yeah, that was pretty winnersh."

by Shebrew February 24, 2006

Winners Monday

The act of going out heavily drinking with the mindset of getting completely and utterly fuckbunnied on a Monday night.

Tarquin - "Hey Julian, do you fancy coming over mine tonight for a dry hump?"

Julian - "Hey Tarquin, fuck you buddy! - Why don't you go fuck your own ass, I'm going out for winners Monday!"

by Bunnie09 August 23, 2011