Winkles were a medieval fashion and men used devices to shrink their nobs so they were fatter than they were long.
The term used when you men toss off men: "your winkles ans big as a coin"
A cock thats dumpy, i.e. fatter than it is long:
"woo, my boyfriend has a fat winkle"
A cock thats dumpy, i.e. fatter than it is long:
"woo, my boyfriend has a fat winkle"
by noob bomb May 13, 2005
Get the winkle mug.Used between opposite sexes as a means of being flirtatious while texting. Might accidently be used in place of a smiley face.
Example 1-
Guy 1: I sent Trish a winkey face, and she sent one back.
Guy 2: It might as well be facebook official.
Example 2-
Guy 1: Shit I accidently sent Tommy a winkey face.
Guy 2: We shouldnt be friends anymore.
Guy 1: I sent Trish a winkey face, and she sent one back.
Guy 2: It might as well be facebook official.
Example 2-
Guy 1: Shit I accidently sent Tommy a winkey face.
Guy 2: We shouldnt be friends anymore.
by Hop-Daddy March 21, 2011
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by cornholio October 18, 2003
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by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003
Get the winker mug.on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.
after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!
by Big Dog July 7, 2004
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Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"
Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."
Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"
Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."
Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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by Ha ha thats what she said 101 March 19, 2011
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