wingette

A wingette is similar to a wingman, but a chick version. Someone who is a wingette is always a great friend, who strives to set up her friends and make them look good. A wingette has a fantastic personality and is a rare, precious type of human being that should be treasured by everyone she knows. Like a best friend, but better. She helps point out stupid things you're doing and drives you home if you happen to have too many tequila shots or something of that nature.

"You hittin' the club tonight?"
"Yeah and my wingette is gonna help me reel one in."

by Wookienugget May 27, 2018

winged cunt

see hornet.

that hornet (winged cunt) almost stung me.

by suaveirish August 3, 2018

muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018

throw a winger

to flash your tits at someone.

-comes from the fact that the act of the flash makes it look like someone spreading or flapping their wings.

Did you see that chick who jumped on stage and decided to throw a winger? Shit was nutty!

by Slormer October 25, 2018

wanged over

Similiar to 'screwed over' but using the word wang to freshen it up.

My password got stolen from eBay by a Nigerian scammer. I got wanged over.

by Traviss July 17, 2006

Wangery

A term for confusion, usually by multiple technical terms being thrown at someone, or by a torrent of complicated sums being forced upon someone.

Originated from the Mitchell and Webb sketch 'Numberwang' which is a spoof on nonsensical ridiculous mathematical gameshows.

"Aperture is relative to shutter speed, but ISO ratings can alter both of the previous to high of lower values depending on which way it is adjusted, along with increasing or reducing grain"

"WTF?! Total wangery!"

by Ade B February 13, 2009

whinge fringe

A hair style with long bangs/fringe trailing across the face, making it hard to see someone's eyes or facial features.

So called because this hair style is favoured by emos.

Jill: "Look at that dude over there, his fringe is so long you can barely see his face"
Jack: "Yep, definitely a whinge fringe"

by kateoee March 25, 2010