Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
by Clumpph March 17, 2021
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Best person I have ever met.
No-one is better than this man.
This is the type of person you want to be friends with.
They are polite, kind and have a great sense of humour.
Windles' are the best.
Best person I have ever met.
No-one is better than this man.
This is the type of person you want to be friends with.
They are polite, kind and have a great sense of humour.
Windles' are the best.
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For example, John is talking to Ida about something. Ida doesn't care. She says "stop windling me John". A strange bystander then tells John he's a Windkling, kind of windling." John then windles no more.
For example, John is talking to Ida about something. Ida doesn't care. She says "stop windling me John". A strange bystander then tells John he's a Windkling, kind of windling." John then windles no more.
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You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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