whisker burn

what a bare pussy gets when a man with a 5 o'clock shadow gives it head for a long time.

Girl, Joe went down on me for so long that he gave me whisker burn!

by ashley n. October 27, 2006

butt whispers

the sounds heard in a call/voicemail when someone butt dials you. can be jumbled voices or just random pocket noises, depending on the phone's surroundings.

Gary: "Hey, did you call me earlier?"
Scott: "No, why?"
Gary: "Didn't think so. Only heard butt whispers."

by grlwholvd March 2, 2011

whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

Whispers

Someone you go to the bar with, who never shouts drinks

Don't bother inviting Whispers for a beer, he never shouts!

by Mitch Phillips September 6, 2006

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 6, 2003

Whisker Biscuit

A hairy vagina

She was so hot that I ate her whisker biscuit anyway.

by VannoWar July 12, 2009

whiskery

having excessive whiskers

that cat is very whiskery

by matills December 24, 2010