Fuck winkle

The turning of the fuck, in that during coital humpage, the party who is being penetrated turns a minimum of 90 degrees to either side while squeezing butt or cunt muscles in such a spastic way as to induce the giver of the rod to spontaneously combust while spewing hot jizz

She did the fuck winkle and I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Buck Fush December 16, 2003

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 19, 2004

meat wrinkle

Slang for very loose Pussy Lips

That whore is so blown out- look at those meat wrinkles

by EWING May 23, 2006

winkler

The act of staying in front of a beverage fountain while drinking a drink out of a cup, nalgina, 20oz water bottle, etc. Then when finished with the drink, you immediately re-fill your drink while standing right in front of the drink fountain. Repeat as many times as desired.

"Man look at that kid pull a winkler in front of that red beverage fountain."

by franci October 16, 2005

Henry Winkler

the Fonz

"'eyyy Mrs. C"

by elle mojo May 22, 2004

Wrinkle Her Lunch

Abbreviation for the term ("I ate her lunch and wrinkled her school clothes"), which refers to the practice of delivering cutalingus and acidently ejaculating on her ensamble.

Alex hold my drink real quick, I'm going to over to caddy's. Why? Alex, I am going to wrinkle her lunch.

by Jungle Junky June 6, 2010

Sargent Winklepance

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.

"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."

by Julie Mandovi January 11, 2009