Weeve

A name for a person named david who makes everyone (including girls) sound retarded with deep voices that crack at the end of yelling.

Weeve:NooooOOooooOOOoooooo (acting like a cousin)
Me: shut up weeve btw your cousin sounds like a queer

2 days later
weeve: after you were like MR 1 ONE GOOOOooooOoOoOooal
Me: dude you made me sound like a queer.

by Streetbear September 19, 2012

Weezer Fan

Someone who enjoys listening to the band Weezer unironically. Usually the cringiest and least funny member of the friend group. Always tries to get other people to listen to it as well.

Since we are such Weezer Fans, we listened to an entire album after we finished having gay sex!

by ZestyMuffin October 1, 2021

fag weener

term used to discribe a person with extreme homophobia that cries and bitches like a flamer when drunk as hell.

every one at the party wanted to beat the shit out of the fag weener from the valley.Instead they just dumped him in his sports car were he puked all night.

by bubbles may October 22, 2008

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

stallion weeners

to be used as a response instead of saying cool or word

a much more sophisticated phrase used by those who inhabit the boobie kingdom

derived from the latin "horse puppy"

tara: jess why are you never online?
jess: tara why are you an albino?
tara: stallion weeners.

jesse: im totally gender confused...
tara: stallion weeners.

jenny: my ass looks dicknormous in these jeans!
tara: stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 8, 2008

weener

Someone with a small dick.

Look that guys a weener!
too rite!

by balthazar03 April 19, 2004

Basket Weaver

A girl who sucks dick so enthusiastically, as demonstrated by the emoloyment for both hands acting willfully and skillfully upon the shaft and the scrotum, that her motion appears to be the same as that of a basket weaver.

"Dude, this girl s'd my d so crazy she looked like a basket weaver!"
"Sick"

by D Rea September 19, 2007