shotgun wedding

to get married on the fly, unexpectedly, spur of the moment

we headed to vegas on the spur of the moment for a shotgun wedding

by Freddieville April 25, 2008

White Wedding

When performing sex with a woman from behind, the man removes his penis from the woman and ejaculates in her hair. He then proceeds to rub his load into the woman's hair thus getting it all stuck and semi-representing rice getting stuck in the brides hair after a wedding.

I gave her a great white wedding. It was everywhere.

by R.J. Fletcher April 18, 2006

frat wedding

When two bros come together for a old fashion sword fight. Only weapon allowed is the penis.

We were at the frat wedding and got horny.

by b2quick September 22, 2022

Wedding Veil

Results when a Groom cakes his new Bride's face with sperm on the wedding night.

More and more couples are abstaining from sex weeks and even months before their wedding day, some will even live separately for a couple months, this is mostly among Catholics. After months without sex, and the build-up that results, when the groom finally carries his bride accross the threashhold of the Wedding Suite, and she takes his pants down for the first time as husband and wife, he becomes so arroused by the prospect of sex that he paints her entire face with man-juice and dons her with the new WEDDING VEIL!

by SHittman May 12, 2008

mexican wedding

when a guy skeets in his girlfriends pussy and then eats her out, ingesting the skeet.

John was being gay last night. He gave his girlfriend a mexican wedding.

by BigBallaMan1211 June 11, 2006

Loyal Wedding

A royal wedding with a huge fan following.

With over 2 billion fawning fans expected to watch Will and Kate's marriage on TV worldwide, it might as well be dubbed a Loyal Wedding.

by Mohit Hira May 18, 2011

Wedding brownie

Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake

1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.

Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!

by medicneballer June 4, 2017