shotgun wedding

to get married on the fly, unexpectedly, spur of the moment

we headed to vegas on the spur of the moment for a shotgun wedding

by Freddieville April 25, 2008

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White Wedding

When performing sex with a woman from behind, the man removes his penis from the woman and ejaculates in her hair. He then proceeds to rub his load into the woman's hair thus getting it all stuck and semi-representing rice getting stuck in the brides hair after a wedding.

I gave her a great white wedding. It was everywhere.

by R.J. Fletcher April 18, 2006

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Wedding Veil

Results when a Groom cakes his new Bride's face with sperm on the wedding night.

More and more couples are abstaining from sex weeks and even months before their wedding day, some will even live separately for a couple months, this is mostly among Catholics. After months without sex, and the build-up that results, when the groom finally carries his bride accross the threashhold of the Wedding Suite, and she takes his pants down for the first time as husband and wife, he becomes so arroused by the prospect of sex that he paints her entire face with man-juice and dons her with the new WEDDING VEIL!

by SHittman May 12, 2008

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frat wedding

When two bros come together for a old fashion sword fight. Only weapon allowed is the penis.

We were at the frat wedding and got horny.

by b2quick September 22, 2022

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mexican wedding

when a guy skeets in his girlfriends pussy and then eats her out, ingesting the skeet.

John was being gay last night. He gave his girlfriend a mexican wedding.

by BigBallaMan1211 June 11, 2006

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recess wedding

Recess weddings are in elementary school on the playground in places usually hidden fron teachers. These events happen when Little Timmy and Sarah hold hands for the first time and decide to pop the recess question. These can happen anywhere from 2nd - 5th grade and the more popular you are, the more people will want to come to your recess wedding. Popular kids usually hype up their recess weddings the most. When caught by teachers, it ends in everyone getting in trouble or in some cases, no recess for a period of time. Sometimes, teachers have to deal with recess wedding epidemics (when popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone magically has one as well and if you don't, everything you do is irrelevant.) Recess wedding epidemics last about a week to worst case scenario, the rest of the year. Basically, here's some abbreviations for everything:
RWE= Recess Wedding Epidemics: a span of time where popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone has one too, lasts about 1 week - the rest of the year.
RW = Recess Wedding(s) see definition
see recess wedding epidemics, recess relationship

Kid 1: Man, Jimmy and Sarah are over there with a bunch of people.
Kid 2: I think they're having a recess wedding.

by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020

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