world of warcraft 

The most fun and addicting game in the world, developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The storyline takes place after Warcraft III the Frozen Throne. In the game, you can choose to be the Alliance or Horde with different races, such as Human, Dwarf, Gnome, Night Elf, Dranei for Alliance, and Orc, Undead, Tauren, Troll, and Blood Elf for Horde. There are also classes available to each of the races. They are Druid, Mage, Hunter, Paladin, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, and Warrior, and each of them can have different abilities. It is an extremely complex game involving many items, abilities, creatures, bosses, instances, raids, etc...
Unlike in Warcraft III, the Alliance and Horde hate each other on principle. The most rare weapons are extremely hard to obtain, as most of them have a very low chance of drop from a really difficult boss. High level raids may also take weeks to complete, depending on the difficulty.
The stereotypical WoW player is a loser that sits at home all day with no life except for WoW. There may be players like that, but many WoW players that I know are just normal everyday people that play just for fun.

Dark_Phoenix: Hey guys, i gots Thunderfury after like 50,000 hours of work!
Normal Person: Great job. Meanwhile, I got into Harvard, got a hell of a nice job and car, married my girlfriend, and I'm on the road to success, and you played world of warcraft?

Chadwick_JuniorXX: Aw...I got killed by C'thun for the 50th time!

AngelRender368: Rogues are so !@#$% cheap! Im never doing PVP battles ever again!

UglyFugly403: Hell yeah, my Warlock is now level 60! The same age as me! BALLIN!!

world of warcraft by A Prisoner of the Scourge October 10, 2007

world of warcraft 

lol ppl say WoW is addictive which is true but it doesn't mean the ppl who play are smelly fat losers my friends and i who play are athletes and always doing something this just fills the void between 3am and 6am in the summer (if sober if not it a whole different experince) lol i do agree with the earlier statements of the ultimate test for a g/f though lol but the game doesn't require long hours of leveling up to have fun unlike most mmorpgs it actually rewards the casual player

unlike eq where u spend a month killing rats or runescape where u get killed by a woman

world of warcraft by jm69 July 2, 2005

World of Warcraft 

A (shit) alternitive to life.

I play World of Warcraft 'cause my life sucks bad!

World of Warcraft by MOMOMOAMMOAMD August 18, 2008

World of Warcraft  

World of Warcraft is a game where the only enemy is yourself... and 90% of the players will never recover for the internal damage this game will cause to your health, your self esteem, and your social life.... i played warcraft when i was 13 and it is a addiction.... luckly i had the will power to break the disc after a month and since then i lost 35 lbs got myself in shape and my life is so much better i go to parties now spend time with my family got a gf and got into college. here the facts THIS GAME SHOULD BE ILLEGAL it has alot of the same effects and symptoms as Crack... if any of you normal kids out there are waiting to play the game or get the expansion DONT!!! QUIT RIGHT NOW HIT START ADD/REMOVE PROGRAMS AND UNINSTALL THIS it essentially is a computer virus but not to you PC but a virus to your life...

Normal kid: "Dude i cant wait to play World of Warcraft"
Day 1: only 3 hours not so bad
Day 2: only 6 hours im fine
Week: my gf left me who cares ill get another one just after one more quest...
1 Month: lost my job and im failing 3 classes who cares ill go to summer school
1 Year: Dont cancel my account please im only 1 more lev to 70!!! please i need WoW!!!! ILL SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE NO!!!
this is what world of warcraft will do to you

World of Warcraft by Junior Gomez April 18, 2008

World of Warcraft 

A highly addictive game that consumes your life and will make you become fat and will never let you get laid

i don't have a life i play world of warcraft

World of Warcraft by gogomymagicpup August 21, 2007

World Of Warcraft 

World Of Warcraft simply sucks the life out of you, now with microphones so now you atleast speak, maybe they will invent WoW robots for your home to get you your food and drink..

World Of Warcraft
Me: Hi mate hows life?
Friend: Its WoW...

World Of Warcraft by Dan-G November 12, 2007

World of warcraft 

a fucking game that will empty out ur bank account dry to the bone and will make lose all ur friend and ur girlfriend
if u ever had one(probably not if u were playing it)

effects:will make u broke, friendless,luminous intolerencious("latin" for intolerance to light because u were too long in the dark),hungry-ness(because u dont have enought cash to buy food cause WoW took it all!!1), addiction to WoW, fagness and blindness

Dudes 1:Dood, look, theres that World of warcraft geek who is broke n hungry.

Dudes 2:ya i know, he tried to mug me for money to pay for his lvl 85 ork or whatever he was talkin' about.

Dudes 3: ya he's just a f-ing übernoob

Dude 1: I second

World of warcraft by Frederic M.Bourdages June 20, 2007