Wallet Rape

Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences

Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!

John: She threated not to give you head?

Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty

John: That sucks. What a rapist!

by billycakes October 25, 2009

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011

wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

Wallet Poor

When your wallet is lacking in sufficient funds. Usually a person who is wallet poor has money elsewhere, like a bank account, but cannot use the money at the moment.

1)"Hey let's go buy Black Ops"
2)"Can't bro I'm wallet poor"
1)"Alright use your credit then"

by Karl_Marx November 10, 2010

Wallet juice

Money, dosh, wonga etc.

Man: "Dude I was totally out of it last night; and my Wallet Juice is running like so low now"

by Leech1443 November 17, 2010

Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.

She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.

by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008

Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013