man walk

When bros go on a walk to talk about stuff. Usually it is about chicks, but it depending on events that has happened recently. It is considered a sacred event.

Bro 1: Guess who's house I was at yesterday?

Bro 2: Dude, we need to go on a man walk.

by Fresh Bread February 16, 2010

nothing walk

a walk around a room, office, or work area with absolutely no point, in search of nothing and for no reason whatsoever.

This term originated after a nosey, mediocre manager failed to discreetly watch her employees work, while in fact she did nothing herself all day.

My boss is a micromanager and frequently takes a nothing walk around the office to check up on her employees.

by Amcynn10 July 8, 2010

Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.

My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.

by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018

j walk

To cross the road in an illegal manner.

"The cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there."

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

Dog walk

meaning to kick someone's ass; give them an ass whoopin

Jake hit me so I told him I was gonna dog walk his ass

by drewtrillasf December 5, 2016

fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.

...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"

by brothermike October 12, 2005

walk of lame

when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.

"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."

by jpatt December 24, 2004