WTLF

what the living fuck?!!!

I can't believe what he is charging me. WTLF?!!!!

by Dan0609 April 8, 2008

welfare cigars

cigars that you buy at Sams on silver spring in wisconsin. 2 wraps for the dolla
either
players choice cigars
or
good times flat wraps.
mainly used for smoking schwag by cheap peoples of the colored variety.

that bitch at sams knows me well.

i go there everyday to buy those welfare cigars and roll fat ones.

by cohente 69 April 14, 2010

Welfare

the india defination of the american dream

italian: my dream is to go to america to work hard start my own company so i cant get everything i always dreamed of (new house,rolex, sports car ect...)

Indian: i vant to go to america to be on da welfare to stay at hom and make a da money wit no work, dank you tax payers!! vedy much you noe, but i make my daughter work at mc donalds so i get da free food

by John leeie September 2, 2011

Welfare special TV

An old heavy big screen tv. Not a flat screen. So heavy a robber could not carry it out of your house.

Welfare special TV old 32 inch Sony from 1999

by nygadfly September 10, 2012

welfareweather friend

A friend who hangs around only as long as you can provide what he or she cannot (or would rather not) provide for him or herself. This is the friend who is always lamenting their lack of money and makes you feel a certain level of pressure when the time comes to pay for lunch or other entertainment you've shared. This feeling can go as far as a feeling of guilt for being well-off (or not so necessitated) yourself and you may end up offering this person money to help them out. However, the welfareweather friend never pays back and their situation never seems to improve.

friend: "Should we invite Carmen to lunch with us?"
you: "I'd rather not have to pay for her today."
friend: "Yeah, that's true. And we'd have to pay for her kids' lunch too, for sure"
you: "Whenever I tell her I can't invite, she says no to everything. She's a welfareweather friend."

by madcopy August 20, 2013

welfare computing

Welfare Computing is interdisciplinary research division of computer science that relates to welfare industry and related machatronics design problems

we research welfare computing problems

by wasantha November 27, 2013

welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.

"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast

by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014