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World War III

World War III: The world just got plain TIRED of us being asses...
by M.R.F.N May 17, 2007
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World of Porkcraft

A short description of everyone who plays World of Warcraft.
World of Porkcraft is a game that is popular among fat white people
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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World of Warcraft Syndrome

A disease you can get from playing WoW for atleast a day. It is still a fun game, but it is really addicting and you could possibly get the disease. The disease gives you obsession to the hit MMORPG, World of Warcraft. What may also happen to you: You'll become a World of Warcraft Nerd, You'll spend entire days in WoW, You'll eventually get fatter, You won't want to go outside, and you also won't want to do anything else but play your World of Warcraft.
Some Guy: "Hey, man. You wanna go and play basketball outside with us?"

Pre-Victim of World of Warcraft Syndrome: "No. I'm leveling up. I'll come outside later....."

4 DAYS LATER

Same Guy: "Dude how long are you gonna be playing that game? You haven't come outside in 4 days!"

Victim of World of Warcraft Syndrome: (Still playing WoW) "................"
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World War Two

Deadliest war in world history.

1931 - Japanese Army invades China, starting World War II in Asia

1937 - Full-scale war breaks out between China and Japan and Japan takes northeast China

1939 - German army invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Finland

1940 - Germany invades Denmark, Norway, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands, Italy invades Egypt, Greece, and British Somaliland, bombs the hell out of Britain, and Romania joins the Axis, Japan invades French Indochina

1941 - Britain attacks Italian Somaliland, Germany mows over Yugoslavia and Greece, and everyone invades the Soviet Union, the Japanese attack the US, Germany declares war on US

1942 - Germany takes over Vichy France, Germany and Japan lose the proper turning point battles at Stalingrad to the Soviets, El Alamein to the British, Japs lose Midway to America

1943 - Germany loses at Kursk to the Soviets, US and Britain takes Africa and southern Italy, Italy surrenders and joins the Allies

1944 - American and British forces launch D-Day, Soviets move west into Poland, every Axis that isn't German or Japanese joins the Allies, Battle of the Bulge fought between American and Nazi forces

1945 - Germany and Japan lose the war to the Ruskies and the Yankees
1. This war should never have been fought but Fascist lunatics decided to have some fun

2. France lost the war in 6 weeks though they had Norway, Britain, Holland, Belgium, and Luxembourg as allies, had more troops, and had more tanks, but fought only Germany because Italy did nothing

3. Poland lost the war in 5 weeks against the combined German-Soviet forces without any help (compare this to France)
by Lord Yoyo February 6, 2004
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World Series

Another word for "bukake" based on the motion that the World Series champions make in the locker room after winning when shaking champagne bottles, leading to 25 men eventually exploding at the same time.
"Me and my boys were hangin' with this whore last night...and gave her a World Series"
by Picasso Kehoe December 29, 2008
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World of Warcraft

In World of Warcraft, I'm a level 70 Paladin.
by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010
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World of Failcrack

A game that is so addictive, you won't realize how shitty and pointless it really is until you've wasted your life and lost all your friends.
World of Failcrack is like the virtual version of crystal meth
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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