Fuck the what

Not caring about a particular problem anymore.

Whatever.

Ticket inspector- Kid, let me see your ticket please.

Todd- Ah damn, where is it? I think I dropped it on the way here.

Ticket collector- You know what? Fuck the what man, get in kid.

Todd- Thanks:)

by Norule March 21, 2009

What the spiritual fuck?

As recently pointed out, "what the fuck" has become commonplace and more vigorous language is sometimes needed to express one's deeper feelings. "What the spiritual fuck" uses the key element of all great art in combining apparently disparate elements into one artistic creation. No one can ever hear "what the spiritual fuck" without stoppiing in her/his physical-linguistic-interpersonal-biological-neuropsychological-artistic-spiritual tracks without thinking a bit.. is that guy serious? How does one integrate "spiritual" with 'fuck" ? As any Christian or Muslim can tell you God and Mary did and "What the spiritual fuck!!!" Who would have guess what the outcome might have been?

"What the spiritual fuck?" My third wife left me, my second ex-wife is taking me back to court, I lost my long-haul trucking license, my medical llicense and my capacity to maintain an erection all in the same week... and besides I just realized... I'm not gay after all... what can I ever tell Mom?

by TheAlf October 30, 2010

FUCK THE WHAT

The proper counter response to "WHat the fuck." A way of telling those seedy bastards to mind their own fking business. Example ; Someone different walks by in such and such a way and people nearby exclaimeth "What the fuck!?%?" This person then calmy diffuses the akward social situation by responding thus..."Fuck the what." leaving the moronic peanut gallery of mediocrity behind...

"Fuck the what, man...."

by BANtheIFForever November 20, 2020

what the flying fuck

1. a phrase used by stupid people who think that they have swag, but obviously don't. 2. also used when you have seen something so fucking ridiculous that you are at a loss for words.

1. Joshua: (falls off his skateboard and breaks his wrist) "what the flying fuck!!!!!!"

2. Samantha: (sees a 5-headed snake) "What the flying fuck is that?! THAT is a disgrace to nature!"

Tommy: "Did you just seriously say what the flying fuck?"

by legend....wait for it... DARY! April 12, 2014

we don’t give a fuck about what y’all names mean

we don’t give a fuck about what y’all names mean, who the fuck cares about that get the hell out of here and stop posting what your name means, none of us give a fuck

we really don’t give a fuck fr fr ong, we don’t give a fuck about what y’all names mean

by amour.zy November 23, 2021

what the sincere fuck?

The most incredulous of the wtf's, what the sincere fuck is used asking for clearification of something so fucking terrible it is hard to believe and one using wtsf is often looking to deny its happening or existence in the first place.

Bitch 1: The exam date has been pushed up 'cause of crysler's surgery
Bitch 2: What the sincere fuck??!!!

by Idonfuckwu March 26, 2016

what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?

by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017