wanderon

Is an 11/10 and knows it. That extra 1? Because they're the perfect package (and more!) - gives you amazing memories, takes you places you've never seen before, leaves you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated and knows what you want before you do!

Friend 1- What kind of a life-partner are you looking for?
Friend 2- I don't know! Maybe I'm looking for a WanderOn!

by piscesdream November 24, 2021

Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable

where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder

by McBucket December 10, 2021

wanderist

One whose lifestyle choices and beliefs are based on a permanent state of changing habitat.

An opportunistic individual without permanent residence.

Bill was a wanderist who became more anxious the longer he stayed in one place; believing his purpose was to find opportunities to discover the world.

by Nomadad May 23, 2022

Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.

"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022

wandersnap

I was taking snaps with the camera while wandering around without purpose and plan.

Tony was wandersnapping people around the railway station in Paris with his new camera.

by Tony Mandana August 24, 2022

Wallering

Wallering is a word that means your watering your wall. Warrling is also a word for spinning in circles.

y: hey
s: hm?
y: im wallering my wall, wanna join?
s: sure! i always love to waller.

EX.2
y:look guys im warrling
t: omgg! cool
y: wanna join?
t: yess

by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022