vodka

A drink that Russians claim to have invented, but was actually invented by the Polish.

Russians take credit for everything, probably because they have memory loss from drinking way too much vodka.

by поляк October 22, 2015

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Vodka Pussy

The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.

"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

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Similar to beer goggles. The specific effect vodka has on one's ability to determine attractiveness of the opposite sex (sometimes same sex). For example, hot people will look like Greek gods, average looking people will look like Greek gods, and finally ugly people will also look like Greek gods. The result of vodka vision tends to involve shame and regret.

Too bad I had vodka vision last night, I really thought he was cute, now I am disgusted with myself.

by soapsterz October 4, 2011

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popov vodka

A really cheap vodka preferred by solo practitioner lawyers who can't afford shit else.

I walked past a run-down law office yesterday morning when this solo attorney leaned out a window and started shouting expletives at me. He was in a mustard stained shirt with a cheap tie, clenching a bottle of Popov vodka in one hand and waving his fist at me with the other. Sad what's happened to the "profession" of law these days.

by TTToileteer October 21, 2008

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Vodka

Liquid found in rivers, lakes, bars, veins, rain, dew, and ground in and surrounding the quiant country of Poland. Its origins are most likely based off the Polish word for water (woda-->wodka(then through a dumb translation)-->vodka(stupid Anglo-Saxon pronounciation)). It is an odderless alcoholic beverage, and it is very potent. A Polish (and Russian/Ukranians) blood alcohol limit is higher (scientific fact) then other world ethnicitys because of the high consumption of this liquid over these countries history. Its dirt cheap. You can buy it anywhere from bars, liquor stores, gas stations, the guy down the street, to little Piotreks backyard shed. It comes in a wide variety of potencies, anywhere form 40% and up really. Take your pick. Most people who dislike the drink, have: 1.) Drank shitty Smirnoff (which is the WORST excuse for vodka I have ever had the displeasure of drinking a 26er of). 2.) Enjoy female drinks like American/Canadian beer/draft, coolers, or tasty(read=pussy) alcohols like "sambuca" or "flavored rums". 3.) Never tried REAL vodka from: Poland, Russia, Ukraine, or any slavic nation. 4.) Have neve rhad Zubruwka (one of the best vodkas I ahve ever ahd the pleasure of drinking a 40 of).

Examplse of Vodkas, many, many uses.
"I had a rat infestation, so I put puddles of vodka on the ground"
"My boss pissed me off so I injected him with vodka"
"My wife pissed me off so I drank a bottle, and she didn't piss me off anymore"
"uwalilem sie jak zwierze, cyzsta wodka!"Remember, when in a bar in Poland all you need to remember is:
Vodka, czysto, z lodem. A few of those, and your dandy!

by Tyskie lepsze nisz wszystkie! September 24, 2005

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