vertical fornication

A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.

Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..

The recent organizational changes have put the company into a vertical fornication spiral.

by oilfilter April 22, 2015

Vertigorgasm

when you cum so hard the world spins

Hold on wait a minute...ohhhh....ahhhh man that was a Vertigorgasm

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 18, 2015

Vergilistic

On the verge of actually being realistic.

The snow could fall. It's so close it's vergilistic.

by Cilerk May 28, 2017

vertical joe

an erect penis

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!

by penguinlies July 11, 2017

Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.

That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.

by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017

Vertigo Buttfuck

when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you fuck her in the ass

"My girlfriend and I were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the Vertigo Buttfuck"

by RK Swexx March 30, 2018

VerticalMonitorWeeb

A VerticalMonitorWeeb is a person that deems a vertical monitor to be an essential part of a gaming set up.
Every VerticalMonitorWeeb must announce when they are rotating their screen, in an attempt to flaunt dominance over their peers.

VerticalMonitorWeeb: Guys I got a new vertical monitor, I can do so much with it
Person: Shut up you VerticalMonitorWeeb!

by Level 100 Mafia God Funy meme March 1, 2019