Vagittarius

When you’re born on February 29th, your sign is vagittarius. You only get to celebrate every four years; you get a special sign

What’s your sign? When’s your birthday?

I’m a Vagittarius, I was born February 29th

by Mr. forgettable January 18, 2023

Vagitonin

When after sexual intercourse (he) is hit by a wave of immense relaxation and tiredness brought fourth by being completely satisfied from being deep in (she) vagina, comparable to the sleepiness one experiences when taking Melatonin.

Man: "Damn, my girl hit me with that Vagitonin last night, I slept through all twelve of my alarms, the eviction notice being nailed to the door, a shooting at my apartments and just woke up (@5pm)"

by PseudoTryptophan November 5, 2023

Armenian Valet

When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.

I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.

by David VonDoom October 3, 2016

notification validation

The act of receiving validation via notification

Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Valet

The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.

What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.

by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013

Valid

Slang version of the word valid first used by ex-pro cod player Neslo, that means something that is very cool, on point or amazing/awesome.

"My shot is valid"

by NesloCreatedTheSlangOfValid March 18, 2017

vagitarian

Someone whose diet consists entirely of vagina. Could also be someone who refuses to eat cock (and everything else), obtaining all of their nutrients from their vagina diet.

Their reasoning could be that they believe that cocks (and everything else) have rights too, or that they simply only like the taste of vage.

Akon: hey stephanie do you think anyone could survive off only vagina?
Stephie: maybee, they'd be really skinny
Akon: sooo Lindsay Lohan isn't anorexic? she's just a vagitarian?
Stephie: yep

by Akon and Stephie February 7, 2007