Valentina

Valentina is that type of happy girl.
Valentina’s are usually lazy and sleepy.
They treat you like gems, will alwats be there for their best friends, will annoy them to death though.
They don’t have a long time letting people in, they will give yoy theur hearth.
Be careful, Valentina’s are nice, but if you mess up whit them, they can turn into Bad ass bitches or psychopaths.

who’s laughing NOW?! Valentina, obviously.
why are you so happy? Valentina smiled at me!

by some.sad.kid May 14, 2021

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Valentina

the funniest mf on the whole planet. she's so intelligent, kind (mostly) and probably has iron deficiency. there is definitely something mentally wrong with her, and she will never open up to you no matter who you are. low-key has anger issues too but it's fine. she also has the best style ever but is so damn broke she can't afford half of it. she has the best music taste (ever), laughs at her own jokes and sleeps (a lot). she'll also tell you to kys all the time (kys). did i mention she's funny (also, kys).

bro valentina is the funniest mf ever fr

by yankeewnobrim July 2, 2022

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Valentina is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’ll make you hallucinate with a glance.

“Valentina is so 😻”

by superstar💋 November 14, 2022

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Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

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