valentines day

1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population

george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!

by L to the iam February 18, 2007

James Valentine

lead guitarist of Maroon 5, also co writer of some of their hits:D

"James Valentine and I wrote She Will Be Loved together and I was like OMG this is a hit song for our band"-Adam Levine

by FPA October 29, 2007

nick valensi

23 year old sexy guitarist of The Strokes.Drinks,smokes, and has a good time with his fellow bandmates Jules,Fab,Albert,and Nikolai. Guitar expertee.Has been playing since he was 5.

The strokes fucking want me and they had sex with annie last night

by Annie April 16, 2004

valentina

1. Bad-ass sexy pimptress.

2. A person or object of uncontrollable beauty.

3. A female who has an explosive amount of sexual appeal.

"Damn, that valentina has a sexy ass."

by gettytr July 16, 2008

Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

by anonymous December 29, 2020

brooke valentine

New Hip-Hop artist, best known for her single called "Girlfight" featuring Lil Jon and Bigboi

There's about to be a girlfight

by Sally the Ragdoll March 10, 2005

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004