urinal anxiety

I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.
by cruella June 08, 2005
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Turkish urinal

When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.
Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.
by Andre Bushart April 03, 2007
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urinal fag

1. A man who walks into any bathroom and instead of choosing a urinal with no one around him, he goes and stands next to another guy using a urinal.
1. Out of five open urinals that urinal fag picked the one next to me.
by Domination57 May 01, 2011
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urinal backfire

The act of a gentlemen urinating in the urinal , while the urinal spews his own urine back at him .
Me : hey bro i gotta take a leak .

Friend: alright man

Friend (5 mins later) : dude what happend to your pants?!?!
Me: oh yeah , i had some "urinal backfire" if you know what i mean.
by Exotic guy December 04, 2013
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personal urinal

A personal urinal is a fetish mostly used in hentai. School girls are put in a chamber for men to walk in and out pleasured by the women.
J: Yo, u used those personal urinals yet?
A: Yeah bro! those girls are real good.
by SoupLicker895 November 10, 2022
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The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.
Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Urinal Standoff

When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.

Man 2: Did you win?

Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
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