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paradoxical universe 

The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.
When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"
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secret universe 

When one or more people witness or experience something either very scary/angering/cool/funny while everyone else around has no clue that anything at all happened.

when tim and john saw steve slit his own throat while no one else in the group noticed anything at all, tim and john experienced a secret universe.

Freestyle Universe 

An infamous hip hop website which consists of an ellite group of M.C.'s

Freestyle Universe will kick your ass
Freestyle Universe by The Master November 4, 2003

Stargate:Universe 

Part of the Stargate franchise, where a group of scientists and military personnel unlock the ninth chevron of the Stargate while under attack from the Lucian Alliance, a organisation of criminals that filled the power gap left behind by the Goa'uld. The ninth chevron is dialed, and the evacuation takes place onto an Ancient ship called "Destiny". Exploring human nature and focusing more on the stressed inter-personal bonds of people stranded on a space ship billions of light years away from home, the show was met with great reviewes from critics, but according to some fans of Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, failed to meet the legasy of it's predesesors. Sometimes this show is abbreviated to SG-U or SGU.
Fan of action and guns. "Dude, I hate SGU"
Person who can take entertainment from sources other than violence "Shut up. Stargate:Universe is a great show.
Over exited fan "I LOVE SGU!!!!!!"
Stargate:Universe by M.R.McKay October 6, 2011

Cartoon Universe 

1: The place where heroes are all good and villains are all bad; where super-villains exist and will do anything, even start wars that kill thousands or millions of innocents, just to gain a few bucks they don't need (or some other useless end).

The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.

2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.

3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.
Bill: "So Joe, are you going to vote for McCain or Obama?"

Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."

Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."

Joe: "McCain is a Republican."

Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."
Cartoon Universe by lafinatu February 21, 2009

Kaiju universe 

Person 1: custom teamers
Person 2: I'm new
Person 1: stop custom teaming
Person 2: Kaiju universe 😎

life the universe and everything 

The ultimate anwser to life the universe is of course 42.
But what is the ultimate underlying anwser to life the universe and everything? The earth was a giant galactic computer meant to calute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything. It was so large that it was often mistaken for a planet even species living on it was oblivious that it was a computer. It of course was destroyed four minutes before it was to compute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything by the extremely sexually unattractive volgons.
This question was of course asked after the computer on margrathea was built called deep thought and it had computed the ultimate anwser to life the universe and everything 42 of course. It had calculated 42 as the awnser after seven and half million years of calculations. To wich it had responded when the men selected to hear the awnser were disappointed by his awnser 42 "I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually know what the question is." When asked if he could find the underlying lying question to life the universe and everything he said no but the computer to come after him wich was to be called the earth could. To wich the earth was built and Slartibartfast had won an award for Norway. The Mice of course had been encharge and had ran it the whole time. While the dolphins had to tryed to warn the humans the whole time about the enter galactic space bypass that was to be built.
"What's six times seven" -Arthur Dent
The ultimate question to life the universe and everything