Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Nutella umbrella

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean

Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella

by Psycodelics February 15, 2020

Visionary Umbrella

Seeing it from the eyes of someone else or you're being affected by someone else's preferences and dislikes without even realizing it.

1) Many Germans were under Hitler's visionary umbrella.
2) My friend Rachel used to enjoy drama films, but now that she is under her boyfriend's visionary umbrella, she doesn't even think about them.

by Water Candle May 4, 2021

pastel.umbrella/pluto

the funniest and best person ever and is also very coolest and one of the gays

“pastel.umbrella/pluto just messaged me :D”
“OMG COOL! they’re so fun to talk to”

by 4ppleju1cez July 10, 2021

Columbus Umbrella

The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.

Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .

by Mr. Bungles June 8, 2022