twitter

a group of blonds in a bar.

last night mark had scored a twitter

by Aaliyah tidious February 10, 2009

twitter

the sensitive area between a girls twat and her shitter

omg, i finally discovered the wonders of twitter - she screamed like fuck all night

by jonnyddon December 16, 2010

twitter

One of the most writer un-friendly websites out there. Designed for talking trash. The thought police will block you if you make remarks that are beyond hostile or touch a nerve that goes into the realm of slamming pedophiles as Jared Fogle and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets were on the receiving end of a hashtag reaming.

I've seen what Darren McKeeman pulled after he was fired from Gothic.net, still enraged that his photo in a tux was used as urinal cake and photographed the aftermath. He up and created a fake twitter account of me and seen other fake accounts pop up as well.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

twitter

A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.

''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.''

''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."

by Neonick12 December 29, 2010

twitter

A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.

You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.

by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007

twitterate

When one repeats something they've seen on a social site with less than complete accuracy.

I think JoAnn twitterated on that rumor.

by Dyeworks_SD June 30, 2009

Twitter user

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real

911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.

by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 21, 2022