10/30 movie watching method

Who needs to watch a whole movie nowadays? The first ten minutes give you enough of the story, while the last thirty minutes contain most of the movie's action.
It's the 10/30 method.

I must give credit to Javier for this one.

I watched District 9 using the 10/30 movie watching method. Great movie.

by giant in Korea February 3, 2010

twacking off

when you are on a stimulant such as Meth or Adderall and your sex drive is making you so horny you decide to jack off but you take longer to achieve an orgasm because of the shrinkage involved with using an amphetamine

i took a second adderall on accident and was so horny i was twacking off and it took me three hours to cum

by man in yellow hat October 15, 2009

WATCHING CARTOONS

TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.

1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"

2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*

by SCARRIEFAIRY August 5, 2008

curtain twitching

Female masturbation

Emma enjoyed an evening of curtain twitching.

by EmmaCrawford March 10, 2014

teachinger

The dude who teachings you.

My teachinger gave me a dentention.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 22, 2014