Turkish Log Jammer

The sexual act of coralling a young turkish boy into your bedroom, placing your bedpost into his asshole and spinning him while dressed like a lumberjack.

"Man, Omar's asshole is so wide after that Turkish Log Jammer"

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by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010

Turkish Snuffer

A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin

I accidentally suffocated my girlfriend during a
Turkish Snuffer but damn did we both get off good.

by D-Bones September 8, 2008

turkish panini

the turkish panini is a sexually deviant act where the male scissor kicks his partner in the vagina after dismounting from coitus and leaving a creampie in the vagina, upon contact with the vagina bodily fluids fly everwhere causing a filthy mess that resembs the entrails of a turkish panini.

Attila gave Anastasiya a turkish panini.

by haxorz1010 April 22, 2009

turkish bidet

Act of cleansing one's anus scooping water from the toilet with your hand - instead of "standing dirty".

Charlie performed a turkish bidet when he ran out of toilet paper in the bus station bathroom.

by Charlie Culella April 24, 2007

Turkish Hot Air Balloon

After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon

Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you

by rick powers February 9, 2010

Turkish Honey Jar

Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)

“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”

by JamesMattiasMcCDrPr69 December 20, 2018

Dirty Turkish

Like a Dirty Sanchez but instead of giving the person a mustache you give them a unibrow

He pulled his finger out and then wiped it across my brow screaming Dirty Turkish!

by LLUNATIC February 3, 2010