the turf

shitty fake grass in park slope where freshmen girls go to drink and smoke fake weed

lets go to the turf and get drunk off a white claw

by jaredhj May 6, 2021

Turf club

This definition originated in the puby schools of Brizzy and simply refers to the word "dead".

Stupid idiot-does something stupid and idiotic
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker

by Defualt name 1234567890 August 16, 2019

Turfing

The removal of a person's face (living or non-living) and wearing it around for fashion or sexual pleasure. (Cousin definition to Munting)

I would love to turf Amy, she is super hot. I have never turfed before, but would love to try it sometime! Would you like to go turfing with me, or are you more into munting?

by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025

Turf bucket

A car usually a junker that gets used by everyone in the hood.

Let's just take the turf bucket real quick.

by Ravenscaw August 28, 2017

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

turf maintenance

The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.

Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"

by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013

turf robot

That's not among the last that this means you will keep doing what you do

Yo I just seen that turf robot he looks like an absolute g

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023