Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".

Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!

by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011

Turbo Hooned

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!

by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

Tommy Turbo

when you whip your willy out and get it wet by piping the Mrs.

"Sayin pal? You gone Tommy Turbo with the Mrs yet?"
"Uno dah, rattled her to next week"
"Is right the bro, gwoooon"

by ElWackooo August 28, 2019

turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018

Turbo Felch

(1) verb. The act of farting ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the anus in which they were deposited.

See Felch

Hey, Dave, I'm hungry. Fancy some turbo felching?

by Doccy December 9, 2008

turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.

Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*

by Mr. Kakalaka May 30, 2018