Turnioniown

Turnioniown is word that trend in Nigerian in the early month of January.
The trend was
coined from a hilarious viral video of a man who was amazed to see a car move in circles without a driver behind the wheels. In a hilarious attempt at explaining his excitement, he said, “The car is turnioniown”, meaning “the car is turning on its own”.

•The car is just Turnioniown
•My head is just Turnioniown

by SirLeeem February 20, 2019

Turntologist

Turntologist some one who is always ready to turn up in a heartbeat and in an instant.

I am a turntologist I am ready to turn up whenever

by Samual withem April 13, 2019

Turdioblastesis

When you barely make it to the toilet, and the moment you sit down the shit explodes out of your asshole.

John was suffering from a major case of turdioblastesis this morning so he will probably be late.

by xxmikeoxhugexx August 14, 2022

turd moth

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.

Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.

by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022

yung turd

Realest nigga in the game

Yung turd's mixtape is dropping tomorrow..it been sold out for years.

by Yolo42oquikscopezz January 19, 2015

dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.

When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.

by SiriusBen February 7, 2017

feel turdy

Being in need of taking a shit. Not urgent, but still...

- I gotta get home soon. I feel turdy.

by htshame November 3, 2017